MR.
PANDIR
By :
Wenda Alifulloh
Mr Pandir is a Man already midle
old, his real name is unknown with excact. Actualy the pandir’s name is given
by his QURAN’s Teacher, when he child.
When
he was studied the Quran. Because do stupid when study that, so with feel
dejected the teacher call him with pandir. Pandir same meaning with Stupid in
Malays Language.
One day the teacher continue the
Qoran’s subject, he command all of the students to repeat after him.
TEACHER : “Please follow after Me.” Said The Teacher.
STUDENTS :”Yess Sir !!” answer the students.
TEACHER :”Alif..”
STUDENTS :”Alif !”
TEACHER :”Ba’ ..”
STUDENTS :”Ba !”
TEACHER :”OK. Please Pandir You try alone. !”
PANDIR :”Yess, Sir !..” answer Pandir.
TEACHER :”Alif...”
PANDIR :”Alif..!!”
TEACHER :”Good Pandir, next.. Ba’..!”
PANDIR :”AliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiF.. !!!!!
TEACHER : Pandir !, aperently you are real stupid boy, please
lisent be carefull and follow after Me”
PANDIR :”Yess Sir, ” Answer Pandir.
TEACHER : “it’s ALIF, Pandir..”
PANDIR : “it’s ALIF
Pandir....”
TEACHER : “it’s ba Pandir...”
PANDIR : “it’s Ba’ Pandir..”
(Lisent Pandir read that, entire the room to be noice, and situation
full with laugh).
TEEACHER : “Pandir, Excactly that you are realy-realy stupid”
Said The Teacher.
Such was the case every people
call him with Pandir, not with his real name. Finnaly this Pandir’s Name became
his name until he Marriage, and now was have a wife and a boy.
Because this day is
Sunday he bring his boy to work in the garden. This day they will planting the
sugar palm, before this plant is planting, the child asked with his father.
CHILD : “Dad, what for. The sugar palm dad
?”
PANDIR : “from the sugar’s palm we can take
watter.” Answer Mr Pandir.
CHILD : “what for the watter’s of sugar palm,
dad ?
PANDIR : “the watter can use to drink, and
some to cook, and some other we make sugar”
CHILD : “what for the Sugar, dad ?
PANDIR : “to make porriage, cake, and
Candy. A few we consume and few other we sell, so we have much money.”
CHILD : “if our money was to much, what
will you bought, dad ??
PANDIR : “I’ll bought the Hen, and I’ll
guard it. So our chicken was many. If our chicken was many, I sell again then
I’ll bought goats.
CHILD : “if our Goats were many, what are
you doing ??
PANDIR : “I’ll sell again and I bought
Cows, and if our cows was many we sell again and we bought Buffallo.”
CHILD :”bufallo.. ?? What is The Buffallo,
Dad ??”
PANDIR : “buffallo is like with cow,only
bigger than cow, and their collor is black. And the buffallo’s horn longer than
cow’s horn..”
CHILD : “if it is like that, bufallo is
wild. Dad ??”
PANDIR : “oh.. NO !, bufallo is very tame
and faithfull with their Boss, especially the child Boss are Like you. If the
Boss wipe their body, they left up their tail the sign of happyness.
CHILD : “But Dad, if we have bufallo. I’ll
pull their tail dad.”
PANDIR : “no !.. if father say No you must
NO. The rebbel boy !”
CHILD : “No Dad ! I’ll pull !”
PANDIR : “Oh my GOOD, you are the naughty
boys (pokk pokk)
The mattock in Mr
Pandir’s Hand was perch at head of his boy, until his boy dead !
The sugar palm not yet
planting, but the soul was flying. Is like that if an stupid people like
pandir, although the finaly he regret. But it’s was finish.
The moral value can we
take from this story is, dont imaginate do high, because there are many
passionette can make we faild.
THANK YOU.
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